if you marry me im gonna call you nerd in our wedding vows i dont care
One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim
Liv Tyler photographed by Guy Aroch for Violet Grey’s The Violet Files (July 2014)
I enjoy car rides where I don’t have to drive
Are you serious I need these! I need one of these tatted!