safety-officer-barto:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my entire life.

fuckity fuck i’m going to fail my driving theory test. my parents are going to kill me & i’m gonna have to push back my practical test and everyone at work knows i’m taking it tomorrow. 

this was too last minute. i never fucking learn from my mistakes do i????

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

issymcbeath:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

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flyawaymax:

doritoed:

if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?

 ”i chlorofeel you man”